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1. I’d Slit My Own Throat, Just To See If You’d Mourn Me. by Luziityy

   Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Chafaland SMP  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   16 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Rafael Lange | Cellbit/Roier
   • Rafael Lange | Cellbit
   • Roier (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Natalan (Video Blogging RPF)
   • xCry (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Juan Sebastián Guarnizo Algarra
   • Rated For Violence
   • Blood
   • Rituals
   • Ordem Paranormal
   • Kinda?
   • Supernatural Elements
   • the TV show. i used it as a base
   • as well as ordem
   • Possessive Behavior
   • Obsessive Behavior
   • Chafaland SMP References
   • Fuga Impossível References
   • Mariticide
   • Murder
   • or a planning of one as bonding time
   • Marriage
   • proposal
   • Bloody Kisses
   • Spider Hybrid Roier (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Cat Hybrid Rafael Lange | Cellbit
   • Sad Roier (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Kinda
   • he’s also a little kookoo
   • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
   • be warned
   • Paranoia
   • sorry if spacing is wonky i’ve bee writing this since pre-christmas
   • Forced Abortion
   • Mentioned Doied (QSMP)
   • Mentioned Melissa (QSMP)
   • Trans Male Character
   • Mpreg | Male Pregnancy
   • choose what you want
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Additional Warnings In Author's Note
   • English Is Not The Author's First Language
   • sorta - Freeform
   • Yes beta we don’t die like Natalan
   • Cannibalism

   Summary

   “Cell cringes but does consider it. He was dead, there's no doubt about it. He was brought back; the least he can do is help him. But he didn't ask to be brought back. However, it's a bit too late to bring that argument up at this moment. He's alive. And he can go and escape.

   But he's hungry and is being offered a free meal for a simple act of labor. A simple act that comes as easily to him as breathing.

   “I’ll… consider it.” Cell said slowly.”

   Or

   Roier gets his celebrity crush to help with murdering his (ex?) husband.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   14,010

   Chapters:

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   Comments:

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