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Red Shadow Milk sobbed as he went to his room. He
clung onto his Lord plushie
“TH-THAT STUPID LILY! SHE THINKS SHE CAN
STEAL MY LORD AWAY!?”
He looked at his plushie, “Hmph! She doesn’t know
what we have! Our souls are COMBINED.
COMBINED! Isn’t that right my dear?” He kissed his
plush, he made sure every detail was of his Lord.
He pretended the plush was talking back, mimicking
The Lords voice,
‘That's right my jester! You’re so strong and
beautiful! I love the way your hat jingles! Your new
red outfit is to die for!’
Shadow Milk giggled, “You like it!? It was made to fit
your needs my love!!”
He made the plush continue, ‘That stupid flower
would never steal me away from you my dear! Let’s
destroy her then kiss each other until the world
ends!!’
“Oh my Lord!!! How scandalous!! However…why
don’t we just kiss now?”
He kissed the plush with all of his passion, imagining
it was the Lord himself. He giggled with every kiss,
oh how he wishes it was the real thing!-
“Shadow Milk I have plans too…,”
Red Shadow Milk stopped…that was the voice of his
Lord. He hoped it was just another crazy delusion he
was having, it was not.
“MY LORD HAHA!” He tossed the plush with full
force, “I WAS JUST FIXING A STITCH IN ONE OF MY
DOLLS!” He gulped.
“Does fixing stitches require mouth to mouth?” He
raised his eyebrows.
“…Of course! Haven’t you heard?”
The Lord didn’t believe it one second, “Well when
you’re done I’d like to tell you something in the
throne room,”
“Y…YES! Yes, anything for you!”
The Lord of Darkness left as Red Shadow Milk
scurried to the plush.
“I’M SORRY FOR THROWING YOU MY DEAR!”
He smoothed the plush and placed it on the bed.
He teleported to the throne room, sure the Lord
SAID it was for plans but…WHAT IF IT WAS
SECRETLY A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL!? OR A SECRET
DATE!? OR SOMETHING MORE! Oooo he REALLY
hoped it was something more-
“So you’re finally here,” The Lord tapped his
gorgeous black boot.
“AH YES MY APOLOGIES FOR THE WAIT!”
The Lord sighed in annoyance, “It’s alright, now, as
you know I’ve been working on a machine too-,”
“WAIT HOLD ON I REMEMBERED SOMETHING!”
Red Shadow Milk went into his realm then returned
with massive papers.
The Lord stared in confusion, “…what?”
“Well you mentioned the machine and it reminded
me about how I stayed up DAYS to help in your
research! It was a surprise!”
He plopped the millions of papers, the Lord paused
then cleared his throat, “Ehem, I appreciate the
assistance,”
“Anything for you!”
The Lord picked up one of the papers, “This is just a
drawing of my face-,”
The jester rushed to snatch the paper, “HAHA HOW
DID THAT GET THERE!?” He smiled and threw it in a
portal.
The Lord huffed then continued, “Anyway I was
thinking of trying to erase the original Crispea timeline. This
universe is completely under our control but it’s not
enough for my goal-,”
Shadow Milk nodded to every detail as he imagined
The Lord pinning him down on the floor.
“Shadow Milk are you listening?”
“YES YOU CAN TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES!”
The Lord’s jaw dropped, “E..excuse me!?”
The jester snapped back to reality, “D…did I say
that? I meant to say "Yes of course my Lord!”,”
The Lord smoothed his eyebrows in annoyance,
“Obviously you are distracted today so let’s continue
this discussion tomorrow,”
Red Shadow Milk sighed in relief, hoping nothing else
embarrassing happened, “I COMPLETELY AGREE!
However…can we…hang out?”
The Lord was puzzled, “Hang…out?”
“YES! Like…like the room we have with the massive
theater!? I could do a play and we watch!”
“Why suggest something so nonsensical? There’s no
point,”
Shadow Milk smiled, “You didn’t let me finish! It’ll be
a play to plan a strategy for when the machine is up
and running my Lord!”
“Hmm,” The Lord had a thinking expression, “Alright
fine if it’s a way to get you to listen,”
“YES IT'S A DATE!” He kissed the lord on the cheek.
The Lord was shocked as Red Shadow Milk rushed to
the theater room.
“WHAT!?”