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Ted lied. An absolute total lie about having a boyfriend that he told his mom and she believed it completely. Which is just amazing because now she wants to meet this non existent man he's trying to find.
“I've never met your mom,” Schlatt announces and Ted tries and successfully manages not to choke on his drink while Charlie's eyes light up.
“Y-” Ted clears his throat. He thinks he should be laughing at Schlatt but can't. “Yeah?”
Or, Ted deals with the consequences of lying to his mom. (now cue the fake dating au where Schlatt is a good fake boyfriend)