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"Just let me lay my eggs in you," she said. "It'll be hot," she said. "Don't worry, obviously they're not fertilised," she said.
Spoiler alert: they were.
And now Jan is up the duff from a drunken hookup and the eggs growing inside him aren't even his - they belong to his one-night-stand and some random dude who fertilised her.
One-Night-Stand is a lying piece of shit. But Some Random Dude actually turns out to be a decent guy. And perfect baby-daddy material. Or, you know... abortion buddy material.