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‘ladybug and chat noir theories’
[Tuesday]
Alya Césaire created the group 'ladybug and chat noir theories'
Alya Césaire added Marinette Dupain-Cheng
Alya Césaire added Nino Lahiffe
Alya Césaire added Adrien Agreste
Alya: Hey guys If you know who Ladybug or Chat Noir is TELL ME NOW
Marinette: ???
Alya: Mari, I need to know who Ladybug is Tell me any deets you have on her
Adrien: she's really beautiful
Adrien: wait what
Alya: What
Marinette: What?!
Nino: hahaaa u guys dont kno
Nino: my bro here has a major crush on lb
Marinette: ahdkfkglsjsahkslddl
Marinette: Sorry, that was a mistake.
Adrien: nino i do not have a crush on ladybug
Adrien: okay maybe a little
Adrien: okay maybe a lot
Alya: Guys chatting is not what this chat is for
Nino: ...
Alya: Okay I saw that but still
Marinette: Alya I don't think any of us will have any information on Ladybug or Chat Noir.
Adrien: yeah ^
Marinette: ahdieiskd
Marinette: Sorry, that was a mistake again.
Nino: als sorry but i dont no anything
Alya: Alright time for the big guns
Alya added Sabrina Raincomprix
Marinette: Wait what?
Alya: Sabrina here is the second biggest fan of Chat Noir
Sabrina: Uh, yeah I guess! >.<
Adrien: wait who's the first
Alya: Hehe
Alya: Wouldn't you like to know
Adrien: no why would i want to know anything what alya what are you suggesting
Sabrina: ?
Adrien: omg sabrina stop getting all up in my case about it
Alya: ...
Alya: I was just messing Marinette is Chat's biggest fan
Marinette: Oh my god, Alya.
Adrien: awwwww really
Marinette: ahdkdkslalaksdhei
Marinette: Mistake. Again. Sorry.
Alya: Aaaaaanyway Sabrina have anything to tell us about Ladybug or Chat Noir
Sabrina: Uh, no, not really... :/ but I think that they're our age... ;)
Alya: OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW
Adrien: omg how do you know
Marinette: Omg how do you know?
Nino: ...
Adrien: what
Marinette: What?
Sabrina: Um, well, Ladybug had that History book a while back, right? :) And they don't look that old. ^_^
Alya: That is a surprisingly well thought out theory
Sabrina: Well, I don't just hang out with Chloé... :/
Sabrina: Well, it's that's all you needed! ;)
Sabrina: Bye! ^o^
Sabrina Raincomprix left the group
Nino: wow
Marinette: Wow indeed.
Alya: I kinda forgot Sabrina was really smart
Marinette: Yeah, well staying with Chloé for that long tends to make people think you're just like Chloé.
Marinette: Oh no sorry Adrien!!
Adrien: it's fine
Adrien: i know chloé is
Adrien: you know
Adrien: chloé
Alya: Wait guys you're missing the main point Ladybug and Chat Noir are our age
Marinette: Wait how do you know that??? Whoever said such a thing???
Alya: … Sabrina did
Marinette: Oh.
Marinette: Well that might just be Ladybug and Chat Noir trying to throw us off the scent, you know? Remember when Ladybug said she was 5000 years old?
Alya: I guess
Nino: thats awks for my bro adrien here
Adrien: why
Nino: dude u r crushing majorly on lb
Nino: and shes 5000 yrs old???
Adrien: oh yeah (˃ᆺ˂)
Marinette: Wait maybe I’m wrong, I mean how would I know? Hahaha. And it would be fine if Adrien has a crush on Ladybug.
Alya: Mari why are you rambling
Nino: more importantly y did adrien use a cat emoji
Adrien: lol :3
Alya: That is weird Adrien
Adrien: (=^･ｪ･^=)
Marinette: I think I’m dying.
Nino: me too
Alya: Me three
Adrien: that’s so unFUR guys
Adrien: cats are PURRfect
Marinette: diguhowijfassdifgd
Marinette: I need therapy.
Nino: me too
Alya: Me three