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1. A better standard than mediocre by darkseid

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   25 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Eric Cartman
   • Sheila Broflovski
   • Ike Broflovski
   • Gerald Broflovski
   • Tolkien "Token" Black
   • others - Character
   • Fake Dating
   • Reunions
   • college Reunion
   • Makeovers
   • romcom
   • Kinda
   • but it's still south park so
   • Derogatory Language

   Summary

   Bankrupt and distraught, Kyle resorts to an old but unusual friend to attend his college reunion.
   

   Series

   • Part 4 of Valentine's Day Collection

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,608

   Chapters:

   1/4

   Comments:

   6

   Kudos:

   21

   Bookmarks:

   3

   Hits:

   114