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1. MBDKS by isasaurus_rex

   Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jonathan Byers/Steve Harrington
   • Murray Bauman
   • Jonathan Byers
   • Steve Harrington
   • Murray Bauman Being Murray Bauman
   • Underage Drinking
   • literally the scene where jancy got murray'd but its stonathan
   • Barbara "Barb" Holland Lives
   • Dead Tommy Hagan
   • tommy disappeared instead of barb which is why they're at murray's lol
   • Making Out
   • Hand Jobs
   • Blow Jobs
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • Stranger Things 2
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Ambiguous/Open Ending

   Summary

   Murray. Bauman. Doesn't. Know. Shit.

   He's not a necessity, he's a means to an end; he doesn't figure out mysteries, he tells the story; and he certainly is not capable of accurately psychoanalyzing the odd, unlikely connection between Steve Harrington and Jonathan Byers.

   Any claims that may be close to correct (not saying that any of them are, of course) are purely coincidential.

   Because Murray Bauman doesn't know shit.

   (...Yeah?

   Yeah.)

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   English

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