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Andrealphus felt so smug, he was currently watching one of his favorite shows, a story of a cunning imp who does whatever necessary to gain power dr his obnoxious brother-in-law. Yes he believes imps are below him big they do make good t.v. shows.
Near him sat the grimoire, he has been studying it for hours trying to find what spells will help him get rid of that annoying Vassago so he doesn’t have to hear the parrot screeching about how he can’t use the stupid book.
Well Andrealphus will show him.
True the criticisms were because he hasn’t been looking at the stars for prophecies like he was supposed to be honestly who cares.
Nothing of importance has happened in years, nothing was going to happen now with Stolas gone.
There was no reason to be constantly checking for some kind of update when nothing will change.
Andrealphus could only laugh at how paranoid Vassago and Stolas were to be checking for prophecies once a month.
As the ice demon watched his show he was irritated when the channel suddenly changed to the news.
”Breaking news from Pride today, it seems that a war of sinners vs. heaven was almost at our doorsteps but thanks to our very own Princess Charlotte Morningstar and her rag tag group of friends we were able to avoid a truly devastating blow to our top ring. We have repots that the sinner and overlord Vox from Voxtech has created a dangerous weapon called ‘The Might of Lilith’ that destroyed a lot of Pentagram City, we are truly lucky our princess was able to protect us,” a succubus news caster says. “The only question is, why the fuck were we unable to prepare for this? It is clear that the royal family including our own King Lucifer had no idea of the weapon’s existence until it was too late so how come no one was able to give him intel about this? We may never know.”
Andrealphus stares at the screen in shock, he couldn’t comprehend what the fuck the succubus was saying.
He jumped when he saw his phone ring, slowly he picked it up and saw it was Satan calling him.
Fuck!