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@ottawacentaurs√ There’s no way this gets out of hand, right?
see comments…
@hazysheroes ofc this was Hazy’s idea 🙂↕️🙂↕️#thatsmygoalie
@centaursontop no #thatsourgoalie #communism
@ilyarozanov81√ this is going to be very easy
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer√ Don’t speak too soon Rozanov.
@troy_barrett√ Get him Shane
@young_nick√ the dads are already fighting
@hockeyholmberg√ don’t make me a child of divorce again!
@holl0nov the hollonov household bouta be a war zone
@hayden_pike_√ Shane you can keep yours at mine if you want
@ilyarozanov81√ what is montreal’s 13th best player doing in my comments section. @harris.drover why is he not blocked?
@harris.drover Ilya I will not even begin to explain why I can’t block NHL players from the Centaurs account.
@hayden_pike_√ @ilyarozanov81 aw I went up a ranking! I knew you loved me <3
@ilyarozanov81√ no. shane left so it was automatic
@mamabear What’s stopping them from just watching the videos to see where everyones are? They’re all commenting so clearly they haven’t been blocked.
@hole_for_rozanov I thought the same thing! Maybe it’s all prerecorded though 🤷♀️
@mamabear @hole_for_rozanov That’s probably it! Also, that’s a funny account name, what does it mean?
@hole_for_rozanov @mamabear uhh…
@ottawacentaurs√ @mamabear We’re going on honor code! The boys are all under strict instructions to not to watch the videos under threat of bag skates!
@hockeyfantatic24 There’s gotta be some way I can bet on this shit
@bottomshane surely… put me down for $50 on holzy
@luuuuke_ @bottomshane Nah my money’s on Roz
@bottomshane @luuuuke_ you mean the man that folds for his husband like a piece of origami?
@hazysheroes @bottomshane @luuuuke_ you guys are forgetting the obvious…
@lalalapointe√ It’s gonna be so funny when I’m barely in the first video and I win the whole thing
@young_nick√ imma let you live in the fantasy a while longer. because i’m nice like that
@lalalapointe√ @young_nick Dude. Yours is literally torn in two in THIS video
@young_nick√ @lalalapointe did someone say something? weird. must have been the wind💨
@hockeyholmberg√ @young_nick you have to know you’re fighting a losing battle here
@young_nick√ @hockeyholmberg is my insta bugged? it said i had a reply but there’s nothing there? #blockingoutthehaters
@troystop Okay but the #barris sex tape mention… 🙂↕️😫🤤
@bottomshane no, the #barrisxholanov sex tape!!!
@cens4ever *sigh* Not sure what I was expecting from accounts with those names 🤦
@wyatthayes√ Harris I have never been more excited for any social media video ever. I could kiss you!
@troy_barrett√ Dude…
@boodram√ Hazy that’s his boyfriend man…
@realnickchouinard√ Wyatt Hayes homewrecker confirmed⁉️
@harris.drover Boys please don’t.
@e_dykstra√ @harris.drover WE ARE DEFENDING YOUR HONOR
@harris.drover @e_dykstra no, you are publicly calling your teammate a homewrecker.
@wyatthayes√ @troy_barrett I said I COULD kiss him! Not that I WILL kiss him!!
@ilyarozanov81√ @wyatthayes why not? what is wrong with kissing another man? are you homophobe now too?
@boodram√ Wooooow @wyatthayes… Homophobe AND homewrecker…
@wyatthayes√ @harris.drover I change my mind. I’m not playing.
@ilyarozanov81√ @wyatthayes NOOOOOOO HAZY COME BACK
@ottawacentaurs√ Just popping in to confirm that the boys are just having fun! Wyatt is decidedly not either a homophobe or a homewrecker, and will still be participating in the game.
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Harris
Ilya
are you sure you can’t block pike from centaurs page?
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PLEASE
Ilya there is no possible PR spin that could make that even MAYBE okay
>:(
Every day I think you’ll become less unhinged.
Every day I am wrong.
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STANLEY CUP CHAMPS
Harris: Everybody stop commenting under Wyatt’s comment
Harris: I’ll block you I swear to god.
Wyatt: PLEASE
Ilya: you are coming for my freedom of speech?
Harris: we don’t live in America Ilya.
Shane: I’ll deal with him Harris, don’t worry
Harris: Good.
Wyatt: Good
Ilya: Good ;)
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