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1. Ichor Vow by Bremonster, Deydralinne

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   26 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Ron Weasley
   • Astoria Greengrass
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • George Weasley
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Did we start writing this like two years ago and then forgot it existed?
   • Yes. We are just girls.
   • Update schedule?
   • When and if we feel like it
   • We had a lot of really good plans for it.
   • Minor Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
   • Don't worry it's over quick
   • Soul Bond
   • Accidental Bonding
   • Accidental Marriage
   • it's not that serious
   • Angst
   • Blood Magic
   • Mating Bond
   • Menstrual Sex
   • marriage bond
   • Authors are evil
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Forced Cohabitation
   • Fighting As Foreplay
   • Sexual Tension
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • Magical Drugs
   • they are just babies
   • there are no actual babies in this fic
   • its a vibe
   • like it or don't
   • Authors no longer give a ffffffff
   • No Beta
   • We die like our motivation to write this story
   • Honestly the pintrest board for this fic was bigger than the fic
   • Dual POV
   • It is supposed to be a crack fic at heart
   • Sentient Hogwarts
   • Authors will be giving zero effort
   • Adjust your expectations accordingly
   • We are not doing well girlies
   • The only bashing going on is to the reader

   Summary

   When Draco Malfoy goes to sign a betrothal contract, only for the contract to reject his signature because he is already married.

   OR

   Where Hermione and Draco accidentally engage in an ancient and forgotten ritual that results in them being married and dealing with the media shitshow.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   14,432

   Chapters:

   5/?

   Comments:

   115

   Kudos:

   510

   Bookmarks:

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