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1. Help, I Accidentally Saw My Lieutenant In A Drag Show by Siggy69

   Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Feb 2026

   Tags

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   • John "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" Riley
   • John "Soap" MacTavish & Simon "Ghost" Riley
   • John "Soap" MacTavish
   • Simon "Ghost" Riley
   • Kyle "Gaz" Garrick
   • Drag Queens
   • One Shot
   • Anal Sex
   • Frottage
   • Clubbing
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Bottom Simon "Ghost" Riley
   • Top John "Soap" MacTavish
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Third Wheels
   • Secret Identity
   • Mutual Pining
   • Third Wheel Gaz
   • Flirting
   • Sexual Tension
   • First Kiss
   • First Time
   • Vulnerability
   • Exposed
   • Humor
   • Sexual Humor
   • Idiots in Love
   • John "Soap" MacTavish Has a Crush on Simon "Ghost" Riley
   • Soap has zero chill
   • Tactical high heels
   • Glitter
   • Fishnets
   • Leather
   • Corset
   • Making Out
   • soap is down bad
   • Ghost wears heels better than you

   Summary

   Soap can handle war zones, explosives, and impossible odds.

   What he cannot handle is accidentally discovering that his emotionally unavailable lieutenant is also a lethal drag queen named Lady Phantom.

   Featuring: poor life choices, Gaz being insufferable,
   and Ghost in heels.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,559

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