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1. how to save an angel (an instructive guide, by aziraphale) by ac1dd_s

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Feb 2026

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Established Relationship
   • Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens)
   • Diary/Journal
   • Crowley to the Rescue (Good Omens)
   • Innuendo
   • Daydreaming
   • Characters Writing Fanfiction
   • Bad Writing
   • Talking About Feelings
   • Idiots in Love
   • Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens)
   • Light-Hearted
   • Inspired by Twitter
   • in the fic inside the fic:
   • Protective Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Hurt Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Handcuffs
   • Prison Sex

   Summary

   “Such wickedness!” The prisoner saw the man whisper. “It can only be found in one of Satan’s minions. Have I angered God so much that She is not looking my way anymore?”

   “God has never looked at you in the first place.” The demon said and with a swift motion, he grabbed the barbarian by the lapels of his coat and pressed him against the soiled walls of the dungeon. “Listen to me now, you nasty piece of work, you don’t get to kidnap my angel without facing my wrath.”

   OR: Aziraphale has to channel his frustration for Crowley's denseness somewhere, so he starts keeping a diary in which he makes up all kinds of scenarios. They all have the same plot. Crowley finds it. Chaos ensues.

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