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George Russell |
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+44 630 063063 |
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You, George, +44 0440 44444, +44 0404 |
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George added you
George
Everyone, please give a warm welcome to Charles who has just moved into one of the apartments on the sixteenth floor. Introduce yourself so he can add you as a contact. Regards, George.
15:25
+44 0440 444444
Hello Charles. I’m Lewis — I live on the fourth floor, Flat 440, if you ever need me. x
15:26
+44 0404 040404
not to be confused with meeee
15:26
who is just as great and living on the same floor with and with a simalr phone number
15:26
im lando, flat 444 xoxo
15:26
+61 081 081 081
Oscar, Floor 8, 810 :)
15:27
+81 022 2222222
so we’re all just doxxing ourselves
15:28
+44 8787 878787
could’ve sworn child safety told us not to do this but whatevs
15:28
Lando
screw stranger danger and online safety
15:29
+61 081 081 081
i’m yuki tsunoda, floor 2, flat 222, i’m 25 and 1.59cm, japanese, make good food 👍
15:29
+44 2323 232323
I’m not giving that much detail LMFAO. I’m Alexander Albon, but everyone calls me Alex!
15:30
+44 8787 878787
ollie, floor 8, flat 870!!! :))
15:30
+39 012 12121212
if ollie’s doing it, then i guess i will
15:31
i’m kimi, floor 12, 121
15:31
+33 31 31313131
I’m Esteban, Floor 3 — 331 🙂
15:32
+39 055 55055055
Hello, I am Carlos. Floor 5, 555 ;) Come find me if you need anything
15:32
Charles
Hello everyone! Thank you for the warm welcome! As George said, I’m Charles, I just moved into the vacant flat on floor sixteen. 160! I look forward to meeting you all!
15:33
Max
charles?
15:33
Charles
max???
15:34
oh fuck off
15:34
you’re KIDDING ME.
15:34
Max
hi charles
15:35
Lando
????
15:36
Charles
DON’T HI CHARLES ME
15:36
wait till pierre hears about this oh my god
15:36
Lando
??????????
15:37
WHATs HAPPENING?
15:37
Ollie
max scared the politeness out of charles apparently
15:37
Yuki
wait
15:38
how did charles know max’s name…
15:38
Lando
Yuki
how did charles know max’s name…
WAIT YUKI WHAT
15:39
HOW
15:39
Ollie
max didnt introduce himself like we did..
15:39
Kimi
and yet… charles knew…
15:40
Alex
Guys hold ur horses pls lol
15:41
Yuki
and who is this pierre fella…
15:41
#Mysterys #Hm
15:41
Kimi
@Max do you know charles???
15:41
Ollie
@-ing him 😭😭😭
15:43
Charles
oh my god. you’re horrible.
15:44
you’re absolutely horrible.
15:44
they don’t know about our CHILD?
15:44
how much have you been neglecting him there, max???
15:44
Yuki
WHAT IS THIS DEVELOPMENT
15:45
Alex
RELEASE THE HORSES
15:45
Lando
WHAT THE FUCK
15:45
Carlos
¿QUE CAJONES?
15:45
Lando
A CHILD?
15:45
Kimi
max has other children?
15:45
George
@Max Have you been having an undeclared minor residing in your residence? This is serious, and needs to be discussed ASAP. Please respond.
15:46
Max
omfg
15:47
charles look what you’ve done
15:47
we don’t have a son. he’s not my child
15:47
Charles
SERIOUSLY?
15:48
how would leo feel if he heard you say this.
15:48
Max
he can’t even READ
15:49
Carlos
don’t talk about your child like that?
15:49
Lando
yeah mate dont be mean to ur baby
15:50
he’ll be able to read one day!
15:50
Max
no he won’t
15:51
Charles
i think we need to reconsider our co-parenting agreement
15:52
leo doesn’t deserve this
15:52
Max
okay no??
15:53
think about jimmy
15:53
what about him?
15:53
Charles
all jimmy does is terrorise leo.
15:54
Max
they love each other
15:54
Charles
so now you care about splitting our family up?????
15:54
Carlos
are we going to address the fact max HAS A CHILD???
15:55
Lando
TWO CHILDREN****
15:55
there’s jimmy too as well??
15:55
Ollie
ik kimi angry as hell
15:55
George
Max, this is serious. And Charles. Neither of you have informed us about any children living with yourselves. We need all tenants to be on the lease.
15:56
Max
mate.
15:57
why do you even care
15:57
Yuki
i have to be honest
15:58
i thought carlos would be the one with the secret child
15:58
Lando
well yes
15:59
@Carlos want to get me preganant and make it true?
16:00
Carlos
16:01
Kimi
Ollie
ik kimi angry as hell
well because of lando i am now scared
16:01
Im 19 and AFRAID of lando norris.
16:02
Lando
why am i getting strays now
16:02
go after that guy charles mentioned
16:03
Oscar
Pierre
16:03
Lando
yes let the strays hit pierre
16:03
Alex
Focus on the topic at hand, please!
16:04
George
Yes. Thank you, Alex.
16:05
We need to understand if you are having issues, Max. Co-parenting can be stressful. Separating your sons Leo and Jimmy is the last thing we want to do. But housing them, also, is a direct breach of your lease. Please give us all the facts so we can look at getting this resolved, and providing you with the best support we can offer.
16:06
This extends to you as well, Charles. With you both living here now, we can definitely work this out.
16:07
Kimi
learn to coparent with mama 🩵
16:08
Ollie
meanwhile george fails to coparent you with max
16:08
Charles
not necessary. i will be moving out.
16:10
i don’t want your help, george. clearly you have your own child.
16:10
i don’t want mon bébé leo around any of max’s bastard children.
16:10
Lando
@Kimi random new dude called you a bastard how will u respond
16:11
Alex
Lando, stop stirring shit LMFAO
16:11
Kimi
16:11
Max
jimmy is NOT a bastard you take that back
16:12
George
Could you have at least tried to defend Kimi?
16:13
Charles
Max
jimmy is NOT a bastard you take that back
now think about how leo feels
16:13
Max
leo doesn’t feel anything but joy
16:13
there’s never a single thought behind those eyes
16:13
Charles
why did i ever allow you visitation? you are so cruel to our baby
16:14
leo is intelligent and you know it
16:14
Lando
16:15
Oscar
I honestly have to admire the fact they’re ignoring everyone. Inspiring peak nonchalance
16:15
Esteban
Anyone else concerned that Max might have been a potentially negligent parent under our noses
16:16
Max
leo SHAT IN MY SHOE last week
16:17
Lewis
What is happening?
16:17
Ollie
max is a deadbeat dad
16:18
Charles
yeah he only pooed in your shoe cause i told him to
16:18
mon fils intelligent
16:19
Ollie
and it seems like charles is just a bad dad
16:20
Charles
i am the best fucking dad look at me and my precious little son leo who is so well behaved and classy when we go out for dinner
16:22
Lando
LEO WAS JSUT A DOG THIS WHOLE TIME????
16:22
Charles
just a dog?
16:23
JUST A DOG?
16:23
tu n’es qu’une merde. ce bâtiment engendre la stupidité. pourquoi ne l’ai-je pas senti plus tôt? je peux généralement repérer les conneries de max à travers tout le pays. tout le bâtiment est pourri.
16:23
Yuki
@Esteban translate?
16:24
Esteban
I’d rather not
16:24
Carlos
so who was going to mention charles was hot @Max @George
16:25
Charles
n’importe quoi
16:26
i am leaving.
16:26
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