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1. Hey, Boyfriend! by incognitoburritto

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Ron Weasley
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Post-War
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Drinking
   • Dancing
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Top Draco Malfoy
   • Bottom Harry Potter
   • Light Bondage
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Porn with Plot
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Oral Sex
   • Light BDSM
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Aftercare
   • Praise Kink
   • Dirty Talk
   • Bathtub Sex
   • Safewords
   • Safe Sane and Consensual
   • We’re Inevitable
   • Quidditch Player Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter has zero chill
   • song lyrics as dialogue
   • Feelings Realization
   • Assistive AI Spelling/Grammar Tool May Have Been Used In The Initial Editing of This Fic. All Creative Works are Original.

   Summary

   Harry is not good at behaving. That doesn't stop Draco from trying.

   Somewhere between a crowded dance floor and a quiet bath, it stops being "just a hook up".

   Series

   • Part 5 of Music Is The Shorthand of Emotion

   Language:

   English

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