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1. Dungeons & Date Night, ILLUSTRATED by eklmrlos by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Feb 2026

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Eric | Disposable Demon (Good Omens)
   • AU
   • Naga Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Monsterfucking
   • Dungeons & Dragons References
   • Mimics (Dungeons & Dragons)
   • dnd
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Fluff and Crack
   • hero Aziraphale
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Hemipenes
   • Crowley is Bad at Flirting (Good Omens)
   • Top Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has Two Penises (Good Omens)

   Summary

   The inspiration for this came from beloved Good Omens fandom favourite Deathbybadger on bluesky, who used to run Sotheran’s twitter account and is our honourary real-world Aziraphale. He shared the following post:

   “So I am reading this old 1980 D&D module and it goes "AREA 47: the owner of this operation, Kadish, is a blatant (as opposed to latent) homosexual, that should give you a good idea as to how he will act towards a party of men" and actually I support kadish in all his endeavours”

   To which my response was:
   “When there’s no Grindr, the only solution to tempt a bunch of buff muscular bears to visit you is to build a dungeon to draw in barbarian swordsmen. SURPRISE! It’s a date! (Leave swords at the door, canapés on the table, wine in the cellar next to the skeleton decorations.)”

   So of course Crowley is the serpent beast, and Aziraphale is the wandering hero. Let the flirting begin…

   Look, I know there's not much plot going on here but sometimes all you want is a funny excuse to smoosh these ineffable idiots together and let them get spicy.

   Illustrations by eklmrlos https://bsky.app/profile/elkmrlos.bsky.social

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