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1. Sunny Side Screw-Up by SightseerTrespasser

   Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Other
   • Work in Progress

   16 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Bluestreak & Sideswipe & Sunstreaker (Transformers)
   • Bluestreak/Sideswipe/Sunstreaker (Transformers)
   • Bluestreak (Transformers)
   • Sideswipe (Transformers)
   • Sunstreaker (Transformers)
   • Prowl (Transformers)
   • Jazz (Transformers)
   • several more characters way in the background
   • can be read as platonic or romantic
   • Mecha Pilot Jazz (Transformers)
   • Alternate Universe - Pacific Rim Fusion
   • Mistaken Identity
   • Quintessons - Freeform
   • BAMF Bluestreak
   • BAMF Sideswipe and Sunstreaker
   • we stand competence in this house
   • background jazz/prowl - Freeform
   • humanformers but only some of them
   • Language Barrier
   • Doorwings (Transformers)
   • Terror Twins
   • Datsun Brothers
   • temporary paralysis
   • severe robot injury
   • percussive maintenance
   • the graphic violence is mostly for the quint killing

   Summary

   Set well after the events of Odds of Survival, Jazz brings Prowl to Earth, Prowl gets kidnapped and experimented on, everyone escapes but now they need a lift off of the planet.
   Who to call to come pick them? Why baby brother Bluestreak of course!
   Now as long as he doesn't get stranded in the middle of a desert surrounded by quintessons and stuck between a couple of professional Alien Hunters, all should go according to plan!
   A.K.A.
   How to fake being Human when you're three stories tall and made of metal.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   18,800

   Chapters:

   4/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   92

   Bookmarks:

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