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    “Well,” Harry says, still smiling, “it sounds lovely here. I… think I’ll like it.”

    Louis arches an eyebrow. “You should,” he says. “Seeing as you’ve booked the room for a whole two months. I briefly assumed you might be a serial killer looking for somewhere quiet to bury the bodies.”

    Harry snorts. “I could still be a serial killer, you know. You’ve just completely ruined my element of surprise.”

    Or- Global phenomenon Harry Styles just needs a place to hide for a few months; instead he gets a charming inn owner named Louis who treats banter like a love language, locals who might be running a small cult (jury’s still out), and a sheep named Bernard who adopts him as his emotional support human. Harry came to disappear, but instead acquires chaos, increasingly unhinged drama, and the deeply inconvenient problem of falling in love.

    Or- a rom-com in a chaotic small town.

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