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The producer of the game show groans as he regrets inviting the two cookies to do the hot ones challenge. All they did was bicker at each other or try to prove each other wrong . "Those are the rules. Shadow milk,eat the jelly." Pure vanilla smiles innocently as Shadow Milk glares at the blonde.
"Fine.." muttering under his breath as he eats the spicy jelly, then immediately starts coughing again. Sounding like he's dying as he wheezes, he feels sweat bead down his face.
"This is a wonderful game! Thank you for having us here! This is such a grea-"
"Please haalp me-hee!" Shadow milk wheeze while still coughing,quickly chugging the glass of milk like his life depended on it." My mouth is burning!" He sniffs.
"A wonderful team building exercise! I feel like I and Shadow milk have gotten closer!"
"P---Pookie bear,please help!" Shadow Milk's voice is high-pitched and whistling (this made sense in my head) sounding as he coughs.
"Sorry,my healing is on cool down,Bluebird." The healer giving a soft smirk as Shadow Milk glares at him with teary eyes.
The producer eye's twitched at them as one of their coworkers gave them a new piece of paper to read to the two while Deciet himself was dying.
"Huh...? Makeout or eat a jelly?... Who the hell-"
"Oh my!" Pure vanilla in surprise as he blushes, but he stands up nonetheless,walking to the dying cookie.
"Wait.. you don't gotta,we can just pick a different prompt.." The producer begins to say, but it was too late as Pure Vanilla gently takes hold of Shadow milk's face with his hands.
"I rather ea- mphh!"
The blonde went in for the kiss,then for another one. The ears of Smilk were dark blue, with his face being the same shade as he didn't pull away. He holds his good 'friend' closer,wrapping his arms around the shorter male. Sure, his mouth was fire now,but it wasn't as bad as to the jelly by itself. They broke the kiss,the only thing that 'connected' them still was the saliva. They both took deep and slow breaths with Pure vanilla looking at Shadow milk with such love while his lover looked away bashfully,refusing to look at his partner.
"I'm so sorry.. I didn't mean to be so rude to you. Even though you deserve it..." The blonde mumbles the last part,still holding Shadows Milk, then finally heals him.
The jester coughs a few more times. "W-whatever. ...thank you..."he mutters then hides his face into Pure Vanilla's chest,feeling embarrassed,feeling the hand of the other rest on the top of his head as it gently ruffles his hair .
"Thank you for the wonderful time! We had tons of fun!" Pure vanilla announced clearly with a giggle as the other stays quiet.
"But there's still more questions -" the producer rebuttals as they get dismissed.
"Let's go, my star." The blonde leads his lover out of the studio, but before that, he gives him a kiss on the top of his head.
"What the hell.... i don't get paid enough for this... Whoever made that suggestion..you're fired." grumbles the producer who face plams himself in frustration.