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GOING ON A TRIP IN A BUDDIE ROCKETSHIP
Ravioli: you guys
Ravioli: save me
ItsNotMadeline: what did they do now
HensNotChicks: the usual
HensNotChicks: they wont admit their feelings so ravi is being used as a Buddie Blocker
ThatsNoCap: honestly I find it hilarious
Ravioli: you won't when I call HR
Probie#2: oh god. They pulled me into it
Probie#2: mother help
MotherMayI: you wanted to be at the 118 so badly, Harry
MotherMayI: you knew what to expect
Probie #2: not this. Ill scrub toilets for a month just…get me out of here
ThatsNoCap: did you just volunteer to scrub the crapper, probie
ItsNotMadeline: we are getting side tracked
Karen4You: I think we are gonna have to resort to the nuclear option
GoddessOfthe118: we are not ready for the nuclear option yet
GoddessOfthe118: we should call in reinforcements though.
*Athena adds Christopher, Denny, Mara*
Ravioli: welcome to hell, kids
BucksBiologicalSon: are we finally doing it?
MotherMayI: better question is how
DennisTheMenace: oh weve been making a list for years
BucksBiologicalSon: its tiiiiiiiiimmmmme
*Chris posts list of Sink the Buddie Ship ideas*
Ravioli: oh I like the third option - the documentary about friends who become lovers
Ravioli: we can do that one right now
HensNotChicks: im already turning on the TV, just get them up here
Ravioli: 🫡
Probie#2: 🫡
Ravioli: this is backfiring
Ravioli: now they are just yearning more
HensNotChicks: more accurately, buck is yammering on about the entire documentary and eddie isnt even watching it
*harry posts picture of eddie with his arm on the back of the couch, propping his chin up while smiling softly at buck, hanging on every word*
GoddessOfthe118: oh dear god
ItsNotMadeline: add #6 to it
ThatsNoCap: you bet