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1. (Please Don’t Go) I’ll Eat You Whole by 50mphjellybean

   Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   30 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • George Harrison/Ringo Starr
   • John Lennon/Paul McCartney
   • George Harrison & John Lennon & Paul McCartney & Ringo Starr
   • George Harrison (The Beatles)
   • Ringo Starr
   • John Lennon
   • Paul McCartney
   • Pattie Boyd (mentioned)
   • Maureen Cox (mentioned)
   • Brian Epstein (mentioned)
   • Alternate Universe - Vampire
   • Human/Vampire Relationship
   • starrison
   • McLennon
   • Blood Drinking
   • Consensual Blood Drinking
   • Power Play
   • Domination
   • Biting
   • Teasing
   • George teasing Ringo
   • Everyone teasing George
   • Homoeroticism
   • Sexuality Crisis
   • messed up timeline
   • Around 1969/70
   • Let It Be/Get Back Sessions (The Beatles)
   • shaming
   • Introspection
   • Guilt
   • Angst
   • Near Death Experiences
   • Blood and Gore
   • modern vampires
   • Tension
   • Arguing
   • Smoking
   • Gay Panic
   • vampire!George Harrison
   • Human!Ringo Starr
   • everyone else is human
   • Classic vampire tropes
   • mixed with my own lore
   • Paul and John sharing a single brain cell
   • John flirts with everyone
   • Maybe leans into a more Hard Day’s Night Personality John™️
   • Beatle references
   • Implied/Referenced Cheating
   • Comedy
   • Levitation
   • Mentions of drugs
   • most likely inaccurate medical knowledge
   • and improbable medical situations
   • but I tried to research
   • Not Beta Read
   • First Kiss
   • Self-blaming
   • Banter
   • Frottage
   • Dry Humping

   Summary

   After a particularly hard day working on the newest album, Ringo invites George round for a little bit of R&R and decides that from all the things left unsaid and other things he can’t find the words for just yet, he can give him one thing better than it all.

   Or

   Ringo invites George (who happens to be a vampire) to his house and offers to let him have a drink. Unfortunately for him, he can’t afford what he’s offering and George wants double.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

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