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1. The Great Pizzle Measuring Test by IPegYourBardon

   Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   02 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hans Capon/Henry
   • Drunken Shenanigans
   • Pizzle Measuring
   • Bickering
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Hans torments Henry
   • Henry loves it really
   • For Science!
   • male nudity
   • Just bros measuring their willies. NBD
   • 1400 Czechs didnt use inches. I had no idea
   • Erections
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Hyperspermia
   • Back to Back Masturbation
   • Hans cheats
   • Shaving

   Summary

   Hans turned, folding his arms. Even hungover, he managed to look imperious. “A comprehensive evaluation must include endurance, agility, and strategic thinking.”

   “This is not a battlefield.”

   “It is a matter of honour.”

   “It was a tavern joke.”

   “It was a declaration.”

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   11,093

   Chapters:

   2/3

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   32

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