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1. I Was Made for Lovin' You by PoemInTheDark for Calliope_dreaming

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Mar 2026

   Tags

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   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Ron Weasley
   • Harry Potter
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Theodore Nott
   • Original Characters
   • Valentine's Day
   • Vampire Draco Malfoy
   • Vampire Hermione Granger
   • Creature Fic
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • POV Hermione Granger
   • Unspeakable Hermione Granger
   • Curse Breaker Draco Malfoy
   • Mutual Pining
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Idiots in Love
   • Vampirism Treated Like Lactose Intolerance (But Sexier)
   • Ministry-Mandated Horny Decorations
   • HEA (They're Immortal So It's A Long One)
   • Vampire Venom as an Aphrodisiac
   • Curse Breaking Obviously Belongs In The DoM
   • Author Writes What Author Knows: Being Attracted To Smart People Who Argue Well
   • Ministry of Magic HR Is Going to Need Hazard Pay
   • Vampire Clubs: If You Have the Fangs
   • the Funds
   • or a Pulse to Spare
   • He’s Pale; He’s Wealthy; and He’s Obsessed
   • Hopeless Romantic Draco Malfoy (With Fangs and a Side of Martyrdom)
   • PS: The Vampirism Is The Least Complicated Part
   • Draco Malfoy Has Been On His Best Behaviour For Two Years
   • Hermione Granger however is Recklessly Bold in Life and In Love
   • Vampirism: It’s Not a Curse; It’s Just Aggressive Molecular Biology
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Digital Art
   • Not NSFW… more like B.I.T.E. (Barely Indecent;Totally Enticing)

   Summary

   Draco Malfoy has survived a war, the French Ministry's singing pixies, and a concerning fixation on people's jugulars. What he cannot, apparently, survive is Hermione Granger in a pencil skirt telling him he's "over-compensating for the drift."

   Hermione Granger has approximately seven contingency plans for every situation.
   Except the one where Draco Malfoy has been showing up to work in Tom Ford suits for two years straight.

   It's Valentine's Day at the British Ministry, where HR (?) is demonstrably understaffed and the decorations are causing psychosexual visions in public spaces. (OSHA could never.)

   Between the obscure vampire laws that keep accidentally triggering, Hermione's increasingly unhinged flirting strategy, and his own overfraught senses firing all over the place, Draco is starting to think two years of pining was the easy part.

   Hermione, meanwhile, has just realized the man she's been obsessing over has fangs.

   This is going to end in either a bloodbath or a bed.
   Spoiler: It's both.

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