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1. Hey Emo Boy! by Freakyfreakster

   Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Other
   • Complete Work

   01 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)/You
   • Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Reader-Insert
   • Gender-Neutral Reader-Insert
   • No Pronouns for Reader-Insert
   • Reader-Insert's Genitals are Unspecified
   • alternative
   • Unspecified Alt Subgenre
   • Makeup
   • Messy
   • Wet & Messy
   • Wet Clothing
   • Wet Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Virgin Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Waterboy | Herman Has a Big Dick (Dispatch)
   • Waterboy | Herman-centric (Dispatch)
   • No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert
   • Concerts
   • Based on small town concerts
   • Meet-Cute
   • Hook-Up
   • Piercings
   • (LOTS OF PIERCINGS)
   • Nipple Piercings
   • Genital Piercing
   • Cock Piercing
   • Ear Piercings
   • Lip Piercings
   • Specific named piercings
   • Waterboy | Herman Is Pierced As Shit
   • Waterboy | Herman doesn't last long
   • #two pump chump
   • Nipple Play
   • Choking
   • Deepthroating
   • Biting
   • But only a little bit at the end
   • Desperation
   • Needy Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Aftercare
   • but it's mostly hinted at and offscreen
   • Bush Love
   • I heart bush
   • He's got a bit of a bush mmgmgmm
   • Thick Sperm
   • Not in the snot way
   • but in the hard to swallow way
   • Self-Indulgent
   • Adorable Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Waterboy | Herman Whimpers (Dispatch)
   • Waterboy | Herman Has Hyperspermia (Dispatch)
   • Title from an Ayesha Erotica Song
   • Overuse of italics
   • Ambiguous/Open Ending

   Summary

   Herm’s anxious little voice wraps your brain in a soft blanket of warmth. His presence is like a hug, like he’s sharing his essence with you, it makes your mind melt into a drunken haze — almost as if you’re getting high from his moisture alone...
   You two need to get out of here, before you rip his clothes off right in the middle of the crowd.

   -

   Self Indulgent Sex with Metalhead Herm

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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