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1. Teufort's Accidental Mannwhore by AdudefromFlorida

   Fandoms: Team Fortress 2  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   10 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Scout/Sniper (Team Fortress 2)
   • Scout/Soldier (Team Fortress 2)
   • Medic/Scout (Team Fortress 2)
   • Demoman/Scout (Team Fortress 2)
   • Pyro/Scout (Team Fortress 2)
   • Heavy/Scout (Team Fortress 2)
   • Engineer/Scout (Team Fortress 2)
   • Miss Pauling/Scout (Team Fortress 2)
   • Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2)
   • Administrator/Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2)
   • Scout (Team Fortress 2)
   • Sniper (Team Fortress 2)
   • Soldier (Team Fortress 2)
   • Spy (Team Fortress 2)
   • Demoman (Team Fortress 2)
   • Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2)
   • Heavy (Team Fortress 2)
   • Medic (Team Fortress 2)
   • Engineer (Team Fortress 2)
   • Pyro (Team Fortress 2)
   • Administrator (Team Fortress 2)
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Character Study
   • in a way i guess
   • Anal Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • First Time
   • Misunderstandings
   • Scout-centric (Team Fortress 2)
   • Top Scout (Team Fortress 2)
   • author will add more tags as time goes on

   Summary

   Jeremy had been trying to bag Miss P for weeks now, but she doesn't seem to be picking up the things he's putting down.

   So he decides to ask his buddies for some advice, cause what're buds for, amirite? The problem is, asking crazy people who murder other crazy people for a living (as a side thing, or for the sheer love of the game) is a bad idea. Especially if you're somebody who takes things too literally.

   Who would have thought?

   Or: A collection of chapters where Jeremy ends up taking advice at face value and fucks all of his pals.

   Update: I've decided not to make this work anonymous anymore! Hello every pony. You may call me Dude. Or Florida Man

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,169

   Chapters:

   2/?

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