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1. One Wild and Precious Life by royalmess

   Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • John Doe/Arthur Lester
   • Arthur Lester
   • John Doe (Malevolent)
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Dirty Talk
   • Improper use of a cucumber
   • Garden Variety Smut
   • John Doe and Arthur Lester Share a Body

   Summary

   John feigns innocence. “What, Arthur? We’re talking about the uses of this cucumber. Are you thinking of something else?”

   or, after they find themselves in possession of too many cucumbers, John and Arthur make the most of it. (John fucks Arthur with the cucumber.)

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   English

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