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1. Behind Closed Doors (and Locked Ones) by Joanofart

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Mar 2026

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Anathema Device
   • Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Newton Pulsifer
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Misunderstandings
   • Trapped In A Closet
   • Alternate Universe - Professors
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Closet Sex
   • quoting literature during sex
   • Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens)
   • Pranks and Practical Jokes
   • they hate each other
   • but not really
   • they're just dumb
   • First Kiss
   • First Time
   • Aziraphale's braces
   • Crowley's hot for braces and sock garters
   • Hot sauce
   • Love Confessions
   • One Shot

   Summary

   A missing book, a locked closet, and two professors who’d rather prank each other than admit they might be a little more than adversaries.

   Language:

   English

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   16,212

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