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1. half of the things i do (when i picture you) by lychee_lyla

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Masturbation
   • Fantasizing
   • Staticsilence
   • Kinda
   • Title from a Chappell Roan Song
   • based on a comic
   • Inappropriate Erections
   • Short One Shot
   • written during maintenance
   • Alastor is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor Has a Heart (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor-centric (Hazbin Hotel)
   • alastor is the #1 murdermedia shipper
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping

   Summary

   “You must think I’m crazy or something, haha…”

   “I think you're simply insane, Vincent.” While Vox wasn't looking, he fiddled with the pillow. It was quite small, barely covering in-between Alastor's thighs. “...Though, do tell me… How did you kill Bob that day, again?”

   alastor is a freak

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   English

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