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1. Normandy at Play by Toboe_Roll

   Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Normandy Crew & Female Shepard (Mass Effect)
   • Female Shepard (Mass Effect)
   • Jeff "Joker" Moreau
   • Garrus Vakarian
   • Tali'Zorah nar Rayya
   • Liara T'Soni
   • Urdnot Wrex
   • Ashley Williams (Mass Effect)
   • Kaidan Alenko
   • Greg Adams
   • Karin Chakwas
   • Mass Effect 1
   • Implied Relationships
   • Pre-Relationship
   • Romantic Tension
   • Shipwide Shenanigans
   • Bonding
   • Joker has a crush
   • Shepard Is A Menace
   • Humor
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Mutual Pining

   Summary

   ' Commander Shepard announces a “tactical readiness exercise.”
   The Normandy crew quickly discovers this means chasing her through the ship while she runs around like a feral raccoon with N7 training.

   Joker absolutely did not sign up to become strategic cover. '

   Only rated M for light language

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,294

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   Comments:

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