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1. work not love me by Catswrites for shotea30

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Diluc/Kaeya (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaeya (Genshin Impact)
   • Diluc (Genshin Impact)
   • Jean (Genshin Impact)
   • Canon Compliant
   • Pre-Reconciliation
   • Humor
   • Banter
   • Kaeya is Bad at Feelings (Genshin Impact)
   • they are both idiots so
   • Miscommunication
   • Rough Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Top Kaeya/Bottom Diluc (Genshin Impact)
   • Top Kaeya (Genshin Impact)
   • Bottom Diluc (Genshin Impact)
   • Multiple Orgasms

   Summary

   How to (not) get your local workaholic tycoon to take a break. A guide by yours truly. 

   1. Study their natural habitat and habits
   2. Develop a code language to communicate without words in case of emergencies
   3. Become an expert in all their likes and dislikes
   4. Smile!
   5. Be an indispensable part of their life to the point of making them hate you
   6. Good luck!

   For further questions, suggestions, complaints and compliments write a letter to Quartermaster Sir Kaeya Alberich, Knights of Favonius, Arundolynplatz, Mondstadt.

    

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