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Hitoshi hates that he's doing this almost as much as he loves it.
He loves being able to help his friends finally pull their heads out of their own asses.
He hates that he's imagining this date includes him.
He'd fallen for them both ages ago, but they've only ever had eyes for each other. Everyone knew it, and Hitoshi fully supported it from day one. Which is why, when they both started coming to him about it, he'd started putting this plan together.
The perfect confession and first date combo.
A picnic on a secluded rooftop, a meal brought from their favorite ramen corner shop that they go to often, and dessert made by Hitoshi because strawberry shortcake is very easy.
He finishes setting up as they both land to meet him. He'd messaged them both the same thing.
Toshi: I've got everything all set up. I'm leaving in ten. Here's where you go, have a good picnic and fucking talk to each other already.
So, he's a bit surprised they got there before he could disappear, but it's not a big deal as he adjusts the bowls.
"Alright, I'm heading off. You two have fun," says Hitoshi as he steps around the picnic, waving a hand over his head.
"Wait! No, we need to talk to you!" calls Izuku loudly, panic spreading through his voice.
"About what?" asks Hitoshi as he twists around, brows furrowing.
"We fuckin' talked to each other already, this nerd is mine, but we also want you to be ours. So, join us for dinner, Doll," Katsuki's blunt as he holds up a bag from the same ramen shop that definitely holds his favorite ramen.
"Well, uh, you sure about this, Zu?" asks Hitoshi as he tips his head to the side, feeling his ears burning as he glances between them.
"Completely," replies Izuku firmly as he steps forward. "We both really like you too, Toshi, and we know that you might not share the feelings. But we needed to try."
"I do," says Hitoshi as he steps towards the picnic instead of away. "Those feelings? I do share them. I didn't think you two could."
"Considering our confessions came because we were both jealous about how close we've been to you, it's obvious that we share them," snorts Katsuki as he tugs Izuku over to the picnic, dropping down on one side of the blanket as Izuku settles on the other. "Sit down, Doll, let's eat and discuss everything, yeah?"
"Okay," replies Hitoshi as he approaches and settles on the blanket, facing the both of them. "You get the right order?"
"Don't worry, I got your weak ass noodles," Katsuki chuckles as he pulls the cup out for Hitoshi.
"Kacchan," huffs Izuku as he elbows him. "Leave our taste buds alone."
"Keep your hell noodles and let me eat in peace," grumbles Hitoshi in amusement as he grabs his chopsticks.
This could be something special, and Hitoshi's really hoping it is.