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1. Mycroft’s guide to good sex scenes by mmmilja

   Fandoms: Sherlock (BBC TV 2010), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade
   • Mycroft Holmes
   • Greg Lestrade
   • Lestrade (Sherlock Holmes)
   • Crack
   • Smut
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Breaking the Fourth Wall
   • Alternate Universe - Crack
   • Fluff and Crack
   • BAMF Mycroft Holmes
   • Established Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade
   • Mycroft Holmes-centric
   • Bisexual Greg Lestrade
   • Gay Sex
   • I'm Sorry
   • Not Serious
   • No Plot/Plotless
   • Plotbunnies

   Summary

   Mycroft and Greg offer unsolicited advice to AO3 fanfiction writers on how to write better sex scenes while cuddling on a sofa. (Including gems like men are not women and you do need to shower first before I go near that.) Mycroft’s guide to good sex aka how to be a middle-aged and an average-looking man and a (slightly fussy) sex god.

   Language:

   English

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   905

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   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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