Feb 1, 2016
Today 4:21 AM
- Shane
- fuck
- FUCK
- Lily
- Good morning??
- Shane
- I think I left my Rolex in your room
- Lily
- Ah
- Yes
- Very nice tip for housekeeping
- Shane
- Thank God
- I am getting ready to board. Are you at the airport?
- Lily
- Hotel
- Shane
- Fuck fuck fuck!!
- Okay
- Overnight as soon as you get back to Boston
- Lily
- Bosy
- You trust mail?
- And customs?
- 🤨
- Shane
- Fuck
- Okay. We play in two weeks. You can give it back then.
- Lily
- And what do I get in return?
- Shane
- The satisfaction of doing the right thing, asshole.
- Lily
- Boring
Today 12:03 PM
- Shane
- What do you want?
Feb 5, 2016
Today 9:53 AM
- Shane
- WTF?!?!
- Lily
- What is this?
- What am I looking at?
- Shane
- You’re wearing it?!?
- Lily
- This is me?
- Shane
- From last night’s game
- You, wearing my watch
- Lily
- You are obsessed with me
- This is zoomed very far in
- Is this normal behavior for you?
- Shane
- Fuck you
- What if someone notices?
- Lily
- Notices what?
- Handsome and rich Ilya Rozanov, best player in the MHL, wears fancy watch.
- So strange
- Why must he know time?
- Must be Shane Hollander’s
- Only explanation
- Shane
- Aren't you on the road?
- I can’t believe you brought it with you.
- Lily
- Am showing it a good time
- Are you jealous?
- 😈
Feb 16, 2016
Today 11:13 AM
- Shane
- I need proof of life
- Lily
- Proof?
- I am alive
- Shane
- I just got off the phone with my mom. I have a commitment on the 20th and I’ll need my watch.
- Lily
- Ah is about the Rolex again
- Shane
- You still have it right?
- If not I’ll need a contingency plan.
- The sooner I know the better.
- Lily
- Hollander
- Relax
- I have
- Game is on 17th. You will have it in time.
- Shane
- Thank you
- Lily
- I am disappointed. Ever since we started sharing custody it is all you want to talk about.
- Rolex Rolex Rolex
- What about me?
- Shane
- This is not shared custody, it’s a hostage situation.
- Lily
- And what is random?
- Shane
- Proof of life first.
Today 2:37 PM
- Lily
- Check Instagram
- I make special post just for you…
Feb 19, 2016
Tuesday 10:36 PM
- Shane
- Seriously?!?
- Lily
- What is this?
- Always outrage with you
- How about Hello Lily?
- How are you?
- Congratulations on big win?
- I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice.
- Shane
- Speaking of your ‘big win’, I just watched your post game interview.
- You’re not wearing a shirt, but you took the time to put the fucking watch on?!
- Lily
- What happened to proof of life?
- I have done good job of keeping it so safe for you.
- And this is thanks?
- You were one who lost it
- Next time put it on top of your folded pants
- Or leave on like your socks
- Shane
- Shut up.
- There will be no next time.
- Swinging by as soon as we land tomorrow.
- Lily
- 😢
Wednesday 10:36 AM
- Shane
- Here
Wednesday 1:41 PM
- Shane
- Shit!
- Grabbed the wrong sunglasses on the way out.
- Lily
- That is okay. You can give them back next time.
- This is normal reaction.
- A demonstration for you
Today 11:17 AM
- Lily
- Hello Jane
- How are you?
- Shane
- Fine?
- Is this about the glasses?
- Are you planning to torture me over how I acted about the Rolex? Do you a need proof of life photo now?
- Lily
- No
- Shane
- Okay…
- Lily
- Because I already have one
