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    Theodore Nott did not believe the hype about Harry Potter.
    And then Potter summoned a corporeal stag the size of his trust issues.

    Now the stag won’t leave, Potter won’t stop rambling, and Theo might be developing a completely manageable, definitely-not-deranged fascination.

    It’s fine.
    He’s fine.
    Everyone is lying.

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    16 Jul 2025

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    Harry is forced to come to terms with his actions after returning from the Ministry one godfather less, several newly injured friends, an explosive yelling match with a frustrating headmaster, oh and his hastily spoken words causing a surprise creature inheritance.

    And for whatever reason Theodore Nott was having a nice wander through the Forbidden Forest of all things.

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    14 Jul 2025

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    ‘Hi. My name’s Harry Potter and I just found out that I’m your distant nephew or cousin, depending on how you look at it. My name was entered in a dangerous competition without my knowing and now everyone expects and is forcing me to compete against my will. The official rules require a blood relative to formally withdraw me but my parents died when I was a baby and my other relatives would gladly see me die. I would really appreciate it if you could help. Thanks.’

    Wherein there’s a loophole in the ancient rules of the Goblet of Fire. A DNA test reveals two relatives – other than the Dursleys – who are Harry’s last hope.

    Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne.

    Just how was Harry going to convince one of them to help him get out of his mess? And can Hermione and Ron please stop trying to get him be adopted by either of the men?

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    24 Jun 2025

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    After the sudden passing of his best friend, Harry Potter decides he's done with the wizarding world for good.
    Tired, angry and full of spite, Harry packs up his entire life and skips off into the Veil in the vague hope his godfather may still be out there.
    Instead of the family reunion he was craving, Harry finds himself thrust into the world of Tony Stark: genius, billionaire, former playboy (and apparently his soulmate, thanks Death) lying broken on the floor of a Siberian bunker.

    A tale of Love, Revenge, Near-Madness and Healing with a side of Deadpool for flavour. Chaos is having fun with this one.

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    21 Jun 2025

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    After Harry Potter gets the shock of his life, he and Sirius have to put their trust in an unlikely ally to keep Harry out of Voldemort's grasp when the Dark Lord’s plans for him take a dangerous turn… one that will force the Order of Phoenix to choose between their Savior or Voldemort's defeat.

    Being a father was never in Tony Stark’s plans, but he'll quickly learn how far he'll go to protect his son from the evil wizards he had no clue existed. When someone with a vendetta against Tony sees the perfect opportunity to use Harry, it will take a unique team to find the answers and finally put an end to the threat against Harry, Tony, and the world as they know it.

    AU Post-GOF and Avengers.

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    21 Jun 2025