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Sure, there are things to enjoy about trashy novels from time to time. For instance, the fact that you can turn your brain off and pretend you’re in another world for a while. But Mike is pretty sure that he won’t be heading toward that aisle of the bookstore any time soon. Definitely not. In fact, he isn’t even a little bit curious about what happens next between Lord Fabian and Lady Larissa. He’s more than happy to forget about them entirely—heaving bosoms and all.
It’s a month before graduation, and things are finally starting to go back to normal in Hawkins. After years of constant life-or-death situations, everyone is trying to relax and make up for lost time. Unfortunately, Mike’s body also appears to be making up for lost time—in ways that Mike finds utterly mortifying.
TLDR; Mike is dealing with late-onset teenage horniness, and starts writing smut about it. Things get decidedly non-heterosexual pretty quickly.
Loosely inspired by a Tumblr post by @/miwiheroes, which I will link in the end notes.
Title plucked from the lyrics of Slate by Model/Actriz