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  1. Take Your Pick by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    11 Mar 2026

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    Alastor is deeply offended by Angel’s attempt at a ‘gift’ to him and his wife for Valentine’s Day. Unfortunately for him and his ego, she seems to find ‘sex for dummies’ to be an enlightening read.

    He sets out to prove that the book is as redundant as it is insulting, that doing things the old fashioned way is the most effective way of making his beloved come undone.

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    NSFW Alphabet Challenge • F: Favorite Position

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