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i keep thinking surely somebody will save me (at every turn i learn that no one will) by CancerCadaver
Fandoms: Psych (TV 2006)
08 Mar 2026
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His eyes stumbled upon a name in his contacts that made him pause.
Lassie ;)
He’d forgotten when he’d added that winking emoticon to Lassie’s name. It must’ve been a while ago. It was some old safety measure so that he would always be able to call Lassie in the case that he got kidnapped again and he could convince his captor to let him call a partner. It worked once with Juliet, but Lassie was more headstrong in cases like those.
On paper, Lassie seemed like the perfect person to call. Shawn was certain that he didn’t care about him enough to lecture him or to try and give him some form of sympathy, and that he would be able to swindle Lassie into getting a ride home.
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(or, after a bad case, shawn falls back on some old, self destructive habits, involving a pushy creep and a little too much alcohol, so he calls lassie to save him. lassie comes, of course.)