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OH MY GOD FUNNI STORY
Jeremy Sunburst Runner Basketball Schizophrenic The Third was at his favorite place: the basketball court. The two teams were neck and neck, though team Squed was just about to take the lead, while team Louis’s guy was doing flips, when—- he woke up. It was all fake. Basketball isn’t a real sport. There’s only Millarf.
Jeremy balled his fist, stomping until he found something, anything, to stop his insatiable rage (and because it would drive the plot forward like I’m driving into the daycare with my car).
Finally, after all these years, he’d fond something—-a shiny key, labeled “THE FINAL KEY (do do do, do do do)”. Another person was there, The Player (you could tell by their aura and the corpse of The WitchTM). So he grabbed the key,
OBNOXIOUSLY LONG LAUGHTRACKTM
Ignored the weirdly-placed laugh track, he raised it over the player’s head and chopped where their brain would have been if they had one. Their doodles decided to get the fuck out.
After that, he decided to enter the sleek DoodleCo city, scents of jellies and cleanliness wafted through the air, but Jeremy Sunburst Runner Basketball Schizophrenic The Third couldn’t have a town like this, perfect in the most manufactured sense. “I simply can’t have this, staining our grasslands, draining our lakes… no. I will not let the tyranny of DoodleCo continue.”
So he then planted 68 bombs, fleeing the city as it was engulfed in a blinding, radical explosion.
He then ate an apple so the doctor couldn’t find him. The end.
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