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1. A Matter Requiring Professional Expertise by mossboundmargins

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   09 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Alastor/Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Humor
   • Comedy
   • Embarrassment
   • Awkward Sexual Situations
   • Awkward Boners
   • accidental aphrodisiac
   • Vox Being an Asshole
   • Sexual Tension
   • Alastor Has Never Masturbated
   • Drugged Drink
   • Erection Problems
   • Humiliation
   • Alastor is asexual
   • Angel Dust Teaches Alastor Things
   • Alastor is having a bad time
   • Sex-Repulsed Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • radiodust - Freeform
   • Sexually Inexperienced Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

   Summary

   Alastor wakes up to discover that something has gone very, very wrong.

   After several hours and several unsuccessful attempts at solving the problem through sheer willpower and distraction, he reluctantly seeks the only person in the Hazbin Hotel who might possess the necessary… professional expertise to relieve him of his current predicament.

   Unfortunately, that person is Angel Dust.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,373

   Chapters:

   1/?

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