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1. handle with care by three-fingered (calciseptine)

   Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   10 Mar 2026

   Tags

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   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson
   • Established Relationship
   • Married Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Macro/Micro
   • Size Difference
   • Size Kink
   • not a pearl necklace but a pearl everything

   Summary

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   "Wade," Peter murmurs.

   "Yeah, baby boy?"

   "I am not having sex with you next to a dumpster and an unconscious man dressed in a wizard costume."

   "But sweetheart!" Wade whines. "My freaky sex bingo card!"

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   or, of all the shenanigans Peter has gotten involved in over the years, getting shrunk down to the size of an action figure is definitely in the top five weirdest things that has ever happened to him.

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   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,726

   Chapters:

   1/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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