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  1. my neighbour might be an assassin by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    10 Mar 2026

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    Jason Todd is absolutely certain his new neighbour is an assassin.

    Unfortunately for Jason, the man in question smiles like a labrador, laughs at terrible jokes, and nearly drops a microwave on his own foot.

    Tim thinks Jason is being dramatic.

    Bruce thinks Jason is probably being dramatic.

    The Batcomputer, however, disagrees.

    Meanwhile Percy Jackson is just trying to live quietly in Gotham, recover from a traumatic trip through literal hell, and absolutely not reveal that his friends are demigods.

    This plan immediately fails.

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