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2026-03-11
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2026-04-08
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I Like Big Biceps

Summary:

Leon Kennedy's biceps cause a minor domestic incident, a major bureaucratic problem, and at least one deeply uncomfortable phone call from the government.

Notes:

Just a fluffy romantic comedy, birthed because of my obsession on Leon's arm muscles. Canon-adjacent, timeline-compatible, pre-RE4 shenanigans.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Part I — I Like Big Biceps and I Cannot Lie

: Leon notices you staring at his biceps one too many times and absolutely refuses to let you live it down.

 

Part II — I Like Big Biceps and I Still Cannot Lie

: With a ribbon on hand you tried to get back at Leon mfin Kennedy.

 

Part III — I Like Big Biceps and I Refuse To Lie

: You received an unexpected call from a very serious caller. And then an eventful dinner with Leon!

 

Part IV — I Like Big Biceps, He Likes Thick Thighs and We Cannot Lie.

When Leon agreed to come with you in a running event he wasn't expecting to have a mind altering revelation in the middle of it. Thighs.

 

 

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