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1. I’m Not Here, This Isn’t Happening by mochisomnia

   Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   11 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Major Character Death
   • Saiki Kusuo
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Angst
   • Emotional
   • Trauma
   • Violence
   • Destruction
   • Existential Angst
   • Post-Apocalypse
   • Alternate Universe
   • Graphic Description
   • Title from a Radiohead Song

   Summary

   That there, that's not me
   I go where I please

   I walk through walls, I float down the Liffey
   I'm not here, this isn't happening
   I'm not here, I'm not here

   In a little while, I'll be gone
   The moment's already passed
   Yeah, it's gone and I'm not here
   This isn't happening

   I'm not here, I'm not here
   Strobe lights and blown speakers
   Fireworks and hurricanes
   I'm not here, this isn't happening
   I'm not here, I'm not here

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   316

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   5

   Bookmarks:

   1

   Hits:

   31