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    ​What happens when the Lady Arwen has one too many glasses of Miruvor and decides that Aragorn is "too brooding" and Pippin Took is "just the right amount of chaotic"?
    ​Meet Pippina, the only Half-Elf, Half-Hobbit in Rivendell with a destiny that makes no sense.
    Her father is a Thain-in-training who thinks "parenting" means stealing mushrooms together. Her mother is a legendary Elven princess who oscillates between being Pippina's Best Friend and her most dedicated Assassin (she says it builds character).
    ​Between dodging her mother’s daggers and her father’s snack-raids, Pippina has a secret: she’s the only person in Rivendell who can see the ghost of Fili. He’s been dead for years, he’s very frustrated, and Pippina is dedicated to making his afterlife as annoying as possible.
    ​Being a legend was easy; surviving the Fourth Age as a Took-Undómiel is another story.

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