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  1. Catch Me If You Can (You Won’t) by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders - Fandom  

    17 Mar 2026

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    A burglar breaks into Regulus Black’s house in the middle of the night.

    Unfortunately for the burglar, Regulus is awake.
    Even more unfortunately, the burglar is terrible at crime.

    Between slipping on laundry, falling down the stairs, and getting tangled in fairy lights, the robbery quickly devolves into the most chaotic night of Regulus’s life—one that somehow ends with a failed criminal, a new boyfriend, and a very strange arrangement neither of them planned.

    Months later, Kian is living in Regulus’s house, fiercely devoted, deeply whipped, and apparently coming with him to Hogwarts.

    Regulus thinks it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to him.
    Everyone else thinks it’s a disaster waiting to happen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    37
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