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Summary:

(The first and second chapters are trash I will rewrite them later)

“Shit….” Isagi dragged his hands down his face. “Guys, come on we can’t let the whites win!” Kunigami stressed as he put down a green seven. “Damn, does anyone have a shuffle cards, or even a swap cards?”

Rin shakes his head as he puts down a wild card changing the color to blue. “Isagi, how do you have a hundred fucking cards, and not a single useful one?”

“This is all your fault Rin!” Isagi puts 5 blue threes “Bachira, come on you have to have something!” Isagi whined.

Bachira shakes his head dramatically, as he puts down a green three “He probably doesn't have green! I’ve got a feeling.”

“Dont worry guys, I got this!” Karasu pumps his fist, as he puts a green plus two.

“Karasu, you’re an idiot. I HAD A FUCKING SWAP CARD!” Otoya elbows Karasu as he draws two. “I thought that was a plus four!” Karasu tries to defend himself. Yukimiya just sighs as he places a green one.

Kaiser Grins then slowly places down a plus four, practically staring right at Isagi’s soul, and then he leaned back, and yawned “Easy.”

Isagi looked down at the mountain of cards he had.

A BLLK chatfic + college AU

Notes:

Heyyy guys this is my first fanfic and Chatfic I hope you enjoy please leave some Ideas and criticism in the comments and be sure to read the tags! Also half of the things might look similar because of all the blue lock chatfics I’ve read

Chapter 1: I hate this chapter but I'm too lazy to rewrite it rn I'ma do it later

Chapter Text

Freshman:

Ikko Niko-

Major-Cyber Security, Minor-Philosophy 

Charles Chevalier

Major-Music Theory, Minor-Philosophy 

Sophomores:

Yoichi Isagi-

Major-Psychology, Minor- Data analytics  

Meguru Bachira-

Major-Fine Arts or Graphic designs(I haven’t decided 😭) Minor-Dance or performing arts(same reason can’t decide) 

Itoshi Rin-

Major-physics or engineering, Minor-Fine arts

Hyoma Chigiri- 

Major-Physiotherapy Minor-Fashion merchandizing 

Rensuke Kunigami-

Major-Criminal justice, Minor-Military Science

Julian Loki-

Idk French or smth 

Seishiro Nagi-

Major-Finance or economics, Minor-Game design

Mikage Reo-

Major-Business administration, Minor-Sports management

Jingo Raich

Major-Sports Coaching, Minor-Communications 

Gin Gagamaru-

Major-Wild Biology, Minor-Culinary arts

Yo Hiori

Major-Game design and development, Minor-Mechanical engineering 

Ranze Kurona-

Major-Kinesiology, Minor-communications 

Juniors:

Micheal Kaiser-

Major-Political science or international Relations, Minor-Psychology 

Alexis Ness

Major-Chemistry, Minor-Theatrical Arts 

Oliver Aiku-

Major-Communications Minor-Theater Arts

Kenyu Yukimiya-

Major-Optometry, Minor-Fashion Modeling 

Ryusei Shidou-

Major-Biological sciences, Minor-Fine arts(sculpture) 

Barou Shoei-

Major-Hospitality, Minor-Interior design

Itoshi Sae-

Major-Computer science or Systems engineering, Minor-Business Administration 

Tabito Karuso

Major-Management counseling, Minor-Criminology 

Eita Otoya

Major-communications, Minor-Theater arts

Please give ideas for what their majors or minors should be and if their year in college is wrong 😅

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                                  POV Isagi 

Isagi is laying on his bed at home looking at the unpacked suitcase laying on the floor to the side of his bed ’ughhh I really should pack…..School starts tomorrow and I can’t believe I’m going to be in my sophomore year of college I hope I have the same roommates as last year I don’t think I could stand rooming with people I dislike…..(foreshadowing 🫣🙈) plus last year was so fun with them! Oh I should probably also ask in the group chat about their schedules though its….’ Isagi goes on in his head…

Ding

Suddenly Isagi heard a ding from his phone and decides to check and ask for his friends schedules while he was on his phone not noticing the notification was from said friends

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                          Skibidi Soccer 😼

Names

Yoichi Isagi - Himsagi🧩,  @Himsagi_Official

Meguru Bachira - Buzz Buzz 🐝, @MonsterInMyStomach

Rin Itoshi - Edgy emo 🖤 , @Not_Saes_Brother

Hyoma Chigiri - Princess 💖, @TheRedPanther

Rensuke Kunigami - Hero 🦸‍♂️, @Hero_Duty_247

7:45PM

Buzz Buzz 🐝: (o´∀`o)ノ IS ANYONE ALIVE??? Buzz Buzz 🐝: School starts in like 12 hours and I forgot how to hold a pen.
Buzz Buzz 🐝: Help.

Himsagi🧩: Barely, I haven’t even packed my suitcase yet 💔

Himsagi🧩: It’s been so quiet in here since Summer break started I’m guessing you guys were also busy I’m glad we still hung out a bit. I actually missed the notifications?

Princess 💖: Speak for yourself. I enjoyed the peace. Also funny considering how slursagi you went last year 😂

Princess 💖: Also, we're all Sophomores now, Bachira. Use a pencil. Pens are for people who don't make mistakes.

Himsagi🧩: SLURSAGI??? I DONT EVEN SAY SLURS!

Princess 💖: ……😐

Buzz Buzz 🐝: CHIGIRI!! You’re still a princess!!

Buzz Buzz 🐝: How is the hair? Is it ready for the first day of school runway walk? 💅

Princess 💖: It’s flawless. Unlike your chances of passing any of your classes if you keep texting like that.

Hero 🦸‍♂️: I am here.

Hero 🦸‍♂️: Training was intense today. I almost forgot school was a thing that existed.

*-@Himsagi_Official Reply’s to, I am here.-*
Himsagi🧩: Vro is NOT all might 😂

Himsagi🧩: also you’re still doing that 5:00 AM routine?

Himsagi🧩: We’re Sophomores now, we should at least try to relax a bit 😎, Plus it’s summer!

Hero 🦸‍♂️: Heroes don’t take "normal" days off.

Himsagi🧩: 

Buzz Buzz 🐝: Boringggg!!

Buzz Buzz 🐝: Hey, where’s the emo one?

Buzz Buzz 🐝: @Not_Saes_Brother wake up! I know you’re staring at your phone with a scary face!

Edgy emo 🖤: Die.

Himsagi🧩: There he is.

Himsagi🧩: Hopefully we are all roommates again!

Himsagi🧩: 

Edgy emo 🖤: ……God forbid 😟

Edgy emo 🖤: And don’t talk to me in the hallways. You’re lukewarm. All of you.

Edgy emo 🖤:

Princess 💖: Translation: He bought all his textbooks early and his bag is already by the door. And he prays every night that we’re all roommates and we all have the same classes 🥹😛.

Edgy emo 🖤: ……

Buzz Buzz 🐝: AWW RINRIN IS NERVOUS!!

Buzz Buzz 🐝: Don’t worry, I’ll come find you at lunch and throw fries at you! 

Buzz Buzz 🐝: 

Edgy emo 🖤: If you touch me, I’ll kill you.

Himsagi🧩: Same old Blue Lock University.

Princess 💖: Post the fit checks for tomorrow or you're all lukewarm cowards.

Himsagi🧩: Oh! Before I forget everyone send their schedules rn

*[-@Himsagi_Official sent an attachment-]*

            Red days

Psych 101 room 304

English 101 Room 207

Lunch 1

P.E 101 Room 100

Cooking 101 Room 313

         Blue days

Chem 101 Room 120

Data analytics 101 Room 350

Lunch 1

Study Hall 7 

Math 101 Room 232

Himsagi🧩: ugh why do I have to have my study hall after my hard classes, also I’m so fried for math send help SOS 😅

Himsagi🧩:

 

Buzz Buzz 🐝: It’s okay isagi I’ll help you with math 

Princess 💖: Bachira didn’t you end with a 32%

Buzz Buzz 🐝: yeah! 😁

Himsagi🧩: 😓

Princess 💖: well here’s mine I think we have some of the same classes together or hopefully at least a study hall

*[-@TheRedPanther sent an attachment-]*

          Red days

P.E 101 Room 100

English 101 Room 207

Lunch 1

Physiotherapy 101 Room 20

Chem 101 room 120

          Blue days

Cooking 101 Room 313

Math 101 Room 232

Lunch 1

Study hall 7

Fashion merchandizing 101 Room 450

Himsagi🧩:  HEYY WE HAVE THE SAME LUNCH, STUDY HALL, AND ENGLISH! 

Himsagi🧩: Imagine having P.E first period couldn’t be me

Himsagi🧩: 

Princess 💖: Stfu

Himsagi🧩: 😒

*[-@MonsterInMyStomach sent an attachment-]*

        Red days

Fine arts 101 Room 32

English 101 Room 207

Lunch 1

Chem 101 Room 120

Cooking 101 Room 313

      Blue Days

P.E 101 Room 100

Math 101 Room 232

Lunch 1

Study Hall 7 

Performing arts 101 Room 31

Himsagi🧩: OMG YOU HAVE ENGLISH, LUNCH, AND STUDY HALL WITH ME AND CHIGIRI, KUNIGAMI AND RIN YOU HAVE TO HAVE THOSE TOO SO THE GANG CAN BE COMPLETE 🥹😆

Himsagi🧩: I JUST REALIZED WE HAVE COOKING TOGETHER AS WELL! WHOEVER MADE THESE SCHEDULES WERE COOKING

Himsagi🧩: 

Buzz Buzz 🐝: begging the front office to put me in classes with you was so worth it 🤤

*-@MonsterInMyStomach deletes a message-*

Edgy emo 🖤: I did that too, so worth it….

*-@Not_Saes_Brother deletes a message-*

Buzz Buzz 🐝: (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ

*-@Hero_Duty_247 Reply’s to, OMG YOU HAVE…...-*

Hero 🦸‍♂️: I hope so

*[-@Hero_Duty_247 sent an attachment-]*

   Red days

Military science 101 Room Field 1

English 101 Room 207

Lunch 1 

Math 101 Room 232

Chem 101 room 120

         Blue days 

Criminal justice 101 Room 72 

Cooking 101 Room 313

Lunch 1 

Study hall 7

P.e 101 Room 100

Himsagi🧩: we are so goated bro 

Himsagi🧩: 

Princess💖: Kuni we also have chem together! 

Hero🦸‍♂️: 😁

Himsagi: @Not_Saes_Brother send your schedule!!

Edgy emo🖤: fine…

*[-@Not_Saes_Brother sent an attachment-]*

Red days 

Physics 101 Room 520 Building 2 

English 101 Room 207

Lunch 1

Cooking 101 Room 120

P.e 101 Room 100

Blue days 

Math 101 Room 232

Chem 101 Room 120

Lunch 1 

Study hall 7 

Fine arts 101 Room 32

Himsagi🧩: guys the gang is back together 😁😁

Edgy Emo🖤: unfortunately I am with you lukewarms, also everyone go back your bags!

Himsagi🧩: Fineeee ughhhh I hope we are all roommates again and don’t have to deal with problematic people…

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8:50PM

5 people went offline

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Isagi looks at the unpacked suitcase with a sigh, he grunts as he gets up to start packing clothes and things he’ll need for his second year at college