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omg they're totally writing fanfiction about us by Renwritesanime
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
30 Mar 2026
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“Yo. Satoru. Your stage boner is trending on Twitter.”
Satoru glances up in wonder, flinging his hands towards Maki’s phone. “Gimme gimme, wanna see.”
“Sent you the link. Look on your own phone.”
Usually, he’d quip back. But he’s far too interested in the content of said link, so he lets it go.
Sure enough, there is his boner. At multiple angles. Nice.
“Oh fuck, look at how prominent my bell end looks in this one. It’s beautiful.” Satoru thrusts his phone towards Suguru, who doesn’t look at all excited at the prospect of male genitalia. Who shit in his cereal?
Suguru bats the phone away. “I’m sure it’s a beautiful penis, Satoru. I believe you. I don’t need to see it.”
Maki makes an extremely over-exaggerated retching sound. “Please never say the words ‘beautiful penis’ in my presence again.”
///OR: Gojo and Geto are bandmates. Best friends. Gojo discovers fanfiction. It gets a bit weird after that (it was already weird).