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  1. Chainsaw and Deutsch don't mix by

    Fandoms: Chainsaw Man (Manga), Chainsaw Man (Anime)  

    09 Apr 2026

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    Schlaf, Kindlein, schlaf, (Sleep, child, sleep)

    Der Vater hüt't die Schaf, (Your father guards the sheep)

    Die Mutter schüttelt's Bäumelein, (Your mother shakes the little tree)

    Da fällt herab ein Träumelein. (And a little dream falls down)

    Schlaf, Kindlein, schlaf. (Sleep, child, sleep)

    "Dream takes a little too far, Oma."

    Ever tried putting oneself in someone's shoes?

    Of all the formulas, mathematics and recipe for chaos could exist in the universe, even the most unholy joining of two completely volatile atoms could not register the fuckery happening right now to him.

    A German.

    In Chainsaw Man.

    As Denji.

    "Kettensäge und Deutsch passen nicht zusammen." (Chainsaw and German don't mix)

    Understatement of the century, Arschloch.

    Follow the young German bloke Elffen as he wake up in the shoes of Denji.

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