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Group Chat
Dustin: emergency question
Lucas: if this is about your science experiment again im leaving
Dustin: IT IS NOT
Dustin: ok maybe a little
Mike: what did you do
Dustin: nothing yet but hypothetically if a potato battery explodes
Max: hypothetically you should run
El: Dustin please do not explode anything
Dustin: no promises
Mike: this is why we can’t have nice things
Will: hi
Mike: WILL
Mike: you finally answered
Will: i was drawing
Mike: show
Will: no
Mike: RUDE
El: show the drawing Will
Will: traitor
Dustin: wow mike and el teaming up again
Lucas: suspicious
Will: yeah
Mike: ???
Max: 👀
Dustin: WAIT WAIT WAIT
Dustin: new poll
Dustin: are mike and el dating ?????
Mike: WHAT
El: why
Lucas: voting yes just to cause problems
Max: same
Will:
Dustin: WILL HAS LEFT THE CHAT
Will: I DID NOT
Mike: why is this even a question
Dustin: you guys are always whispering
Max: and smiling
Lucas: and sitting close
Mike: SHE’S MY FRIEND???
El: yes
Dustin: mhm
Max: suspiciously defensive
Mike: I HATE ALL OF YOU
El: except me
Mike: except you
Dustin: SEE
Lucas: bro walked into that
Will:
Max: will you good dude
Will: yeah
Dustin: youve gone silent
Will: i was thinking
Lucas: thinking about what
Will: nothing
Mike: liar
El: Will is jealous
Will: WHAT
Dustin: OH MY GOD
Max: EL JUST DROPPED A NUKE
Lucas: WAIT JEALOUS OF WHO
El: Mike
Mike: WHAT
Will: ELEVEN
El: yes
Dustin: I AM MAKING POPCORN
Max: same
Lucas: THIS CHAT JUST GOT GOOD
Mike: WILL ARE YOU JEALOUS OF ME
Will: NO
El: you are
Will: I AM NOT
Mike: wait wait wait
Mike: why would you be jealous
Will:
Dustin: THIS IS PAINFUL
Max: he’s buffering
Lucas: loading screen
Will: i just thought you were dating
Mike: we’re literally not
El: no
Mike: why would you think that
Will: you flirt
Mike: WE DO NOT
El: we argue
Dustin: aggressive flirting
Mike: SHUT UP
Max: will you can relax
Max: mike is painfully oblivious
Lucas: like legally certified
Mike: hey
El: it is true
Dustin: hold on
Dustin: NEW POLL
Dustin: how long until mike realizes he likes will
Mike: WHAT
Max: voting two weeks
Lucas: three
El: one week
Dustin: i say four days
Mike: I DONT LIKE WILL
Will:
Dustin: oh no
Max: damage
Lucas: bro fumbled
Mike: WAIT NOT LIKE THAT
Mike: I MEAN I DO LIKE WILL
Mike: JUST NOT LIKE
Mike:
Dustin: LMAOOOOO
El: Michael
Max: bro is digging
Lucas: someone take the shovel away
Mike: STOP
Mike: WILL YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN RIGHT
Will:
Dustin: he left
Max: he actually left
Lucas: RIP
El: I will talk to him
Mike: WHAT DID I DO
Dustin: everything
Max: literally everything
Lucas: catastrophic failure
El: do not worry
El: he likes you
Mike: WHAT
Dustin: AND SCENE