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1. Jealous of Your Cigarette by fruitcake0_0

   Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   16 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Doug Eiffel/Daniel Jacobi
   • Daniel Jacobi
   • Doug Eiffel
   • Warren Kepler
   • Alana Maxwell (Wolf 359)
   • Hera (Wolf 359)
   • Zero-Gravity Sex
   • HOH jacobi
   • its not important here but its important to me
   • hot Eiffel truther
   • Idiots
   • Blow Jobs

   Summary

   Flirting like normal people? Who do you take the good folks aboard the USS Hephaestus for? No, instead of using proper communication or tried-and-true wooing techniques, Eiffel and Jacobi mangle the ship in order to spend time together.

   Language:

   English

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