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1. A Tale of How Lord Capon Lost His Pizzle by Tayushka (taitai_laozu)

   Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hans Capon/Henry
   • Henry (Kingdom Come: Deliverance)
   • Hans Capon
   • Witchcraft
   • Curses
   • Humor
   • Attempt at Humor
   • an attempt was made thats for sure
   • Oblivious Hans Capon
   • Oblivious Henry (Kingdom Come: Deliverance)
   • everyone is a bit stupid here tbf
   • Penis in Vagina Sex
   • Cunnilingus
   • Gay Sex
   • body transformation
   • Temporary Changes to Gender or Sex
   • Hans Capon Has a Vagina
   • he'll be okay i promise
   • period-typical misogyny (only a little)
   • body dysphoria (just a touch)
   • Top Hans Capon
   • Crack
   • Suddenly feminist ally Hans Capon
   • Accidentally competent Hans Capon
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Blow Jobs
   • Pining While Fucking
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Porn with Feelings

   Summary

   This came to me in a fever dream

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   28,795

   Chapters:

   5/5

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